The Voice Of Zapp Brannigan Reading Sleazy Donald Trump Quotes Is Perfect

"It's not a wig, it's my hair! Do you want to touch it?"

Remember that sleazy General in Futurama, the one who couldn't decide whether death by sex was good or bad and had the most incredible voice this side of Jeremy Irons?

Well, the internet definitely remembered, and has been playing with his memory by placing Donald Trump quotes - possibly the only words more disgusting than those the character has said himself - over pictures from the show.

And this has all led to the most incredible thing happening: the voice of Zapp Brannigan, 25-Star General in the Democratic Order of Planets, heard the world's call, and has emerged to take the piss out of Trump in a way literally only he can.

Yes, Billy West has been bashing out moronic and disgraceful Trump quotes in the voice of this famous idiot and slimeball, and there has never been a more perfect union.

Because if ever there was a person so historically fuckwitted that his fuckwittery would be remembered in the 31st century, Trump is that person/asshat.

"Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest"

"I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful"

"It's not a wig, it's my hair!"

"The concept of global warming was created by the Chinese"

"What I say is what I say"

"I will pay her one dollar a year"

These are being released regularly with no sign of slowing down, so jump on board the hashtag #MakeAmericaBrannigan to make sure you don't miss them as they come.

By Scott Limbrick

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