The Week In Silly Celebrities

What have they been up to this week?

Hi, it's me again - the intern. It turns out they want me to write about silly celebrities again, but I honestly haven't learned any more about pop culture in the last week or so.

It's a weird task, given I have no idea who these apparent "celebrities" are, but I really don't want to admit this to my boss. So I'm just going to go ahead and recap this week in silly celebrity photos to the best of my ability.

If you know who the people in these photos are, please let me know. It would really help me out if they happen to appear in a silly picture next week. The world is a dark place.

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Here we have a series of celebrities, and I can only imagine that they are standing in order from most famous to least famous. That means the man on the left is the biggest celebrity of them all - I congratulate him on his success. 

The woman in the middle doesn't look very happy to be there, though her expression could also indicate she is simply disappointed that she isn't as famous as the man making a finger gun and the man crossing his eyes.

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This appears to be some kind of live programme where celebrities either put all their clothes on or take them all off. Honestly, it's a little difficult to tell whether this man is removing his pants or putting them back on.

Either way, it seems very inappropriate and I hope this was only broadcast after the watershed.

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This one is a little easier, because the man's name is on the star: Hugh Laurie. There's no way to know why he is famous for sure, but my best guess is that he dresses up as a dog to play characters loved by children.

The star also seems new, so well done to the dog man, Hugh Laurie! What a lovely star.

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A wealthy man looks very amused as a well-dressed bartender pulls him a pint. I suppose it could be for someone else, but he seems to be very keen for a beer.

The double-breasted suit is a bit much, don't you think? Unless he's known for playing gangsters in films, which is very much a possibility.

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I simply have no explanation for this. If anyone can tell me why this woman is wearing rabbit headgear, I am open to suggestions.

It's clear that she is very confident and in a position of authority, otherwise I can't imagine she would be allowed to wear this in a professional setting. I hope to one day achieve a similar level of success.

That's all for this week, and again, I apologise for my complete lack of knowledge on this topic. Please, do not send letters of complaint to my boss. This economy is rough.

 

 

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