There Really Were A Lot Of Nipples In Friends, Weren’t There? | News

If you've ever binge-watched Friends - and we know you have, we've seen you - you'll have noticed something interesting. Something constant. Something that never really changed across the decade that Friends was on the air for.

We're talking about nipples.

There were a staggering amount of nipples in Friends. More nipples per square inch than any other sitcom of the 1990s. If you were to play 'drink when you see a nipple', you'd be out cold before you can say 'unagi'.

Related: Friends Sex Scenes Ranked In Order Of Steaminess

1 of 16Warner Bros16. Chandler and Marjorie: Marjorie who? Our point exactly.

2 of 16Warner Bros15. Joey and Rachel: The most awkward sexy times in Friends ever. There was no chemistry there whatsoever.

3 of 16Warner Bros14. Ross and the girl who dumped Ross during sex: A tragic event for Ross, sure, but since he is a tool, we say this sexual encounter deserves some praise.

4 of 16Warner Bros13. Monica and Richard: The potential for steaminess was there, but Monica ruined it all by freaking out about Richard messing up the sheets. Calm down, Monica. Take a chill pill.

5 of 16Warner Bros12. Ross and the anonymous girl at the library: They got caught. Some could argue it was exciting, we’d argue it was embarrassing.

6 of 16Warner Bros11. Ross and Rachel ‘we were on a break’ hook-up: We’re sure the sex was great, but all that arguing definitely ruined the mood.

7 of 16Warner Bros10. Ross and Rachel at the museum: There’s just something disturbing about knowing that the two went to town on each other while fake cavemen watched.

8 of 16Warner Bros9. Fat Monica and Chandler in The One That Could Have Been 2: You go, fat Monica!

9 of 16Warner Bros8. Joey and Hugsy: The ultimate love story

10 of 16Warner Bros7. Ross and Rachel in Las Vegas: Everyone knows that in order to have good sex, you have to be able to laugh things off in bed. And there was plenty of laughing there, plenty.

11 of 16Warner Bros6. Chandler and Joanna: Sure, only a few of us can remember who Joanna actually was, BUT there were handcuffs involved and Chandler was half-naked, so all things considered, this one was pretty hot.

12 of 16Warner Bros5. Chandler and Janice: The whole things was awkward AF, but OH. MY. GOD. Janice makes everything exponentially better.

13 of 16Warner Bros4. Chandler and Monica at Monica’s apartment, as seen from Ugly Naked Guy’s flat: “CHANDLER AND MONICA, THEY’RE DOING IT, MY EYES, MY EYES!”

14 of 16Warner Bros3. Monica counting to 7: Technically not a sex scene, we know, BUT be honest with yourself - just listening to Monica talk about fooling around got you all hot and heavy.

15 of 16Warner Bros2. Chandler and Monica in London: Nothing hotter than getting together for the first time with someone you like a lot, am I right? Up top.

16 of 16Warner Bros1. Phoebe and Chandler: The buttons were flying everywhere. There was lots of sexy dancing. Hell, there nearly was lotion rubbing involved! Although nothing happened in the end, this is easily the sexiest scene in Friends.

Look, here's Rachel's nipples

And here's Phoebe's nipples

And Monica's nipples

And Charlie's nipples

And some random woman's nipples

And another random woman's nipples

And in the interest of fairness, here's Joey's nipples

Chandler's nipples

Ross' nipples

Aaaand Ross' dad's nipples

But, by far and away, there were more of Rachel's nipples than anyone else

Seriously

It's never ending

Nipples here

Nipples there

Nipples everywhere!

Related: Friends Sex Scenes Ranked In Order Of Steaminess

Friends Sex Scenes Ranked In Order Of Steaminess

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