There's A Damn Good Reason Chopsticks Have That Bit You Break Off At The End

WE'RE SO ASHAMED.

Dishonour on you, dishonour on your family, dishonour on your cow.

All this time we've been snapping off the little wooden bit on the end of chopsticks without realising it had a DAMN GOOD USE. 

IT MAKES A LITTLE BEASTIE TO REST YOUR CHOPSTICKS ON. 

Everyone is freaking out about the revelation, which has shaken the very foundations of the earth.

 

How can we go on? Honestly, how can we look each other in the eye(s)? We're all fools. We're all goddamn fools.