Rate My Professors is a weird and wonderful place where students go to, well, rate their professor, obviously. This includes points for teaching as well as for hotness, which seems a little inappropriate, but why not.
But best of all, anyone can add a professor, and some genius out there has created a profile for Ross Geller, Professor in the Paleontology department at New York University.
But the comments are where it's at.
Some just went for straight facts
Others went for classic Friends references
This person just nailed it
While this one was just thirsty
And, of course, there were an incredible number of references to breaks
Congrats on the ratings, Ross! It doesn't get you to the top of the country, but it's pretty damn good.