Masturbation is amazing.
Seriously, it fixes every single problem. Bored? Jerk it. Stressed? Facing an extreme bout of existential ennui? Have a sad cum bb.
But sometimes the urge to get your rocks off can take you to... strange places.
So here, for your viewing displeasure, are 26 absolutely insane sex toys that people literally use to fuck the pain away...
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