These Brilliant Diagrams Will Teach You How To Pet Stuff

Keep AWAY from the goldfish.

We all know that you can pretty much pet a puppy anywhere you please, and that you're asking to be attacked if you touch a cat below its back.

But do you know where it's safe to approach a bear, bunny, or Wolverine?

These diagrams will help you figure it out...

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