These Penis Pocket Pants Are Possibly The Worst Thing To Ever Happen To Underwear

All sorts of wrong.

Ever wanted to turn off a potential sex partner, just by the sight of your underwear? Well now you can, with these penis-pocket boxers.

You can also stock up on a range of them, thanks to the website My Sexy Shorts, who are selling them for £34 each (!).

There are loads of designs you can dress up your willy with, such as elephant’s trunk, carrot, snake, palm tree and a mushroom. Best not to ask too many questions about the mushroom. We're just presenting the facts. Along with 11 photos of the very worst on sale. Enjoy!

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