Rejoice! It's A-level Results Day!
What, you're not excited? Fair enough - if you're not getting your results today it's a yawnfest, and if you are, you've probably just been waiting in a state of high stress.
Some people, though, aren't as worried. In fact, they're almost totally chill. So chill that they've got their excuses for bad results ready to roll.
And we have to say, if they'd put this much effort into studying as they did into coming up with these genius reasons for failure, they'd probably have totally killed it.
But that would have been nowhere near as fun.