Last night, Drunk History delved into the life and times of ex-Titanic captain and iceberg-gobbling bellend Edward John Smith.
We learned two things: 1. Chris Ramsey can handle an unfathomable amount of booze. And 2. the tragic story of the Titanic is one that we can all learn from.
Or not. Because they (they being 'Ship People, The People Who Make Ships') have gone and made ANOTHER ONE.
And what's more, it's an EXACT REPLICA. the stairs Rose met Jack on shortly after their watery death? They're there. That cabin Kate Winslet filled with priceless paintings that also met watery deaths? There. All of the rooms in which Billy Zane acted like an absolute bastard? THERE.
Its maiden voyage in 2018 will be from Jiangsu in eastern China to Dubai, and it will have space for 2,435 passengers and 900 crew with increased lifeboat capacity.