These Super-Cheap London Flats Have Dark Secrets, But They'll Fix Your Sex Life

There's a cupboard-warming party and everyone's invited.

We all liked a cheeky game of Seven Minutes In Heaven as teenagers, and now some thoughtful London landlords have made initiating the game much easier in adult life.

How? By offering you a bedroom that is *actually* a cupboard.

Any trip back to your place will *have* to involve bumping uglies in a dark, cramped room full of miscellaneous trash, because that is where you will live, for the special price of £720 pcm. Worth it to turbo-charge that Netflix and Chill invite, right? You even get to choose how long you stay in there together! Yay, adulting!