Children should not be allowed pens. Nor should they be allowed pencils, crayon, or autonomous thought, because if given these things they end up faking sick notes with Elsa stamps, trying to trick their parents out of their secrets, or now, dumping their mums via birthday card.
The picture was uploaded to Imgur yesterday with the caption "I think my 7 year old is breaking up with me", and honestly, we've had break-up texts that were less brutal.
Don't worry, ma, there's plenty more children in the sea. Right after you've chucked Eva in there.