Waiter! Waiter! There's a hare in my food!
A terrible dad joke we all *hope* we wouldn't make at a rabbit cafe - but know deep down we would.
That's right, tired of cat hair in cappuccinos, some legend in Hong Kong has built a cafe that lets you chow down on sandwiches and hot beverages surrounded by fluffy bunnies.
Checking out Rabbitland's website, the first thing you see is a cute bunny. Obvs.
The second thing you see is a polite notice saying "Please wear socks, or buy from us $10 a pair". Intriguing.
Upon further inspection, it seems the whole affair is cute *and* sanitary - guests take their shoes off at the door. Presumably not to squish any loose bunnies into fox kibble, but maybe because the owners *really* want to sell their new sock line.
The cafe is the brainchild of three young guys who became obsessed with bunnies following a visit to Okunoshima, Japan's famous 'rabbit island'. YES, THERE IS A RABBIT ISLAND IN JAPAN. NO, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN YET. YES YOU ARE A FOOL.
Better book that plane ticket.