Burn Tinder. Drop your phone in acid. Send it's molten remains on a boat to China, and then sink the ship.
Why? Because this Tinder exchange uploaded to Imgur by MsMessyClean proves that there is no good left in this world.
She matched with the bloke, who seemed normal, before he asked an ill-fated question:
From then on - believe it or not - it only got worse. Check it out.
Oh, and he also rang her 5 or 6 times whilst sending these messages. Cool. If you need us, we'll be in the foetal position.