Avocados. All the millennials ever want to talk about it avocados. Well how about avocadNO.
We wanna do other things with 'em instead. Like scrape the mushy flesh around until it forms a meme-y pop culture reference to delight and astound people on the internet. That sound good to everyone? Good. Then we'll carry on. Now go eat some Frosties, you wanker.
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