Listen, mum, dad, we're in love. We're in love with a man named James McGowan, who has made it his life's mission to review all the weirdest McDonald's dishes in the world.
What chance did we stand? When we first set eyes on the boy('s blog) we knew. We just knew. We need this man and his hundreds of delicious-but-slightly-terrifying dishes in our lives.
McGowan has eaten McDonald's in over 53 different countries and has reviewed over 300 McSpecial regional dishes. Check out some of the bloody weirdest - and his marks out of five for each dish - below.