So you want to teach your kid to read, eh? Well forget teachers, and alphabet blocks, and boring traditional nonsense like that.
What you need is a book that spells out the alphabet via human bodies.
A what in the what now? You heard us. You need wildly twisting humans to contort their bodies into letters. Why? Because this is the sort of horrifying image that means your child will never forget the letter 'B'. Like, seriously, they'll need therapy to forget it.
The pictures of the book was uploaded to Reddit by user milodeceiving, who is teaching his son to read. And be afraid of the world. But mostly read.