Children. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.*
And sometimes you have to humour them by giving them a chance to express themselves, allowing them to take a little pencil and scrawl nonsense with their gnarled little hands.
We're going to put it out there: allowing kids to draw was a terrible idea. No one should have ever done it.
Because now they're being turned into jewellery that people must feel obliged to wear.
The next step will be turning them into live creatures, deformed beyond recognition, that will take over the world. The future is bleak.
*This may or may not be true.
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