This Cranky 110 Year-Old Is All Of Us, Every Day

The crank is real.

Meet Flossie Dickey. She's just turned 110 years old. And she absolutely couldn't care less.

In an interview with Good Day Spokane, she was less than enthusiastic about her milestone birthday.

When the suffering interviewer asked her if she was excited about her birthday party, Flossie replied with "not one bit". We officially want to be her when we grow up.

Flossie introduces herself to the camera by saying, "I am tired" and says "I take a nap as many times as I can".

Her friend also added that, "her favourite thing to do is have some whiskey straight up".

Brb, on our way to visit Flossie Dickey.

You can watch the full, hilarious interview here: