"So, dahling, enjoying any new artistes lately?" - your posh mate in the posh cocktail bar with posh cocktails tonight.
"Yes, I've been particularly enjoying the vibrant hues of Dagger II," - you, replying whilst sipping intelligently on a strawberry Woo Woo.
Yes, that's right, you have a new favourite modern artist - Dagger II, also known as DogVinci.
The beret-clad black lab paints every day with his owner, fine artist Yvonne Dagger.
Dagger's latest work.
"Some of Dagger's works are very abstract and some seem to have hidden images in them," Yvonne said.
Dagger is now selling the canine masterpieces, with proceeds going to the charity Canine Companions for Independence.