There's a new product coming out in Japan that seems to be completely rubbish, allowing children to clumsily play the 35-year-old game Pac Man by clapping their hands together vaguely near an iPad.
The product itself is bad enough, but the advert seems to have been put together in an alternate dimension...
And features the worst high-five since humanity evolved.
JUST FILM IT AGAIN. Fuck's sake. It's oddly mesmerising at double speed though.
Watch the whole thing and marvel at the narrator's ability to somehow emphasise every word of "while they're blue" in a different way. World, you crazy.