That's it. Burn the internet. Destroy it all. But leave just one page: the YouTube channel of The Food Surgeon, the only entertainment we can ever possibly need for the rest of our lives.
Like his name suggests, The Food Surgeon delicately chops up foods and rearranges them to create hybrids, just like Dr Frankestein but weirdly way, way sexier.
WATCH HIM FILL A REECES' PEANUT BUTTER CUP WITH OREO CREAM. OH DEAR SWEET LORD JESUS WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS WONDERMENT?
NOW WATCH HIM DISSECT THIS MANDARIN AND THANK CHRIST YOU'VE FOUND A REASON FOR LIVING AGAIN.
Check out the bloody wonderful full Oreo video below, and feel again.