This Guy Responded To A Spambot With A Hilarious Existential Crisis

"Join me in the ground."

We have some terrible news. Sit down. Go grab your sister. Good. No, no, put that down. Listen to me.

Those sexy singles in your area? They... *sob*, oh God, this is so hard. They're not real, Gareth. They're not real.

Thankfully, this tragic news doesn't mean you can't have fun with them, as Imgur user solarpowers recently demonstrated. 

After being hit up by a sexy spambot, he had a little fun. Not that kind of fun. Much, much better fun. Check it out below. 

Related: This Graphic Designer Expertly Trolls Vain People's Selfies