We're going to say it. Teachers: stop giving kids homework. All they do is give you brutally honest answers, draw irrelevant scribbles, or accuse Harry Styles and Obama of being a gay couple.
It would be better for all of us if you just locked 'em in a room without pens and pencils and forced them to watch that VHS about photosynthesis until the end of time. Until that day, boy oh boy, do we have some child's homework for you to gawp at.
Yup, that's right. This desert survival guide, drawn by Redditor Reftro's 9-year-old Korean student, Alex, does explicity advise to "drink pp". And in case you're confused by that instruction, there's a penis. Hi penis.
God help us all.