We all have Big Questions we want answered but aren't, because "science" doesn't seem to want to oblige. Why is drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth so gross? What happens if you lock a toddler in a room and tell her blue is green and green is blue? What happens if you eat pizza for a year?
Thankfully, one brave man has sought to answer these questions. Well, okay, one of them (he couldn't find a toddler). Kyle Feeney ate pizza every single day for a year and... pretty much nothing happened. His body is almost exactly the same.
WHICH BASICALLY MEANS THIS IS AN OKAY THING TO DO.
Here's Kyle on day one of the experiment:
And here he is on day 365:
Amazingly, it was all for a good cause, as Kyle raised $10,000 (£6800) for the charity Autism Speaks in the process. Naturally, he commemorated the occasion with a pizza tattoo.
We've all learnt something here, haven't we? Something very important. Great. Fantastic. Carry on.