This Man Threw An Alligator Into A Drive Thru Window Because Why The Hell Not?

Burger, fries, coke, and DEATH.

Drive thrus are infuriating. You spend most of your time struggling to make yourself understood through a fuzzy, half-broken intercom, and they almost always get it wrong.

And that can get you pretty mad. How mad? Well, just the right amount of mad to throw a live alligator through the drive thru window.

A man from Royal Palm Beach, Florida, chucked a 3-and-a-half foot gator through a Wendy’s drive-thru window after receiving his meal.

It happened last October, but the man, a 23-year-old named Joshua James, has just been taken into custody by U.S officials.

“He’s not a bad kid. He’s a stupid kid.” - his parents there, kind of making it sound like he’s done this before. That they’re constantly being woken up in the middle of the night by Josh throwing man-eating, blood-thirsty animals on their bed.

Still, something needed to be done about drive thrus. And maybe, just maybe, Joshua is the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.