There's nothing women crave more than real, bonafide, working pockets. So much so that we might not be too discerning when it comes to analysing just what these pockets look like.
Australian presenter Ros Childs epitomised this struggle, when she wore a blouse on air that made it look, well it made it seem, well what it looked like... CARTOON BOOBIES.
Lunchtime viewers of ABC News 24 were quick to point out the resemblance, dubbing them "sharpie boobs". Classy. Accurate. Nice.
Still, it's a lot better than the penis jacket.
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