Perfect 'Hold Up' Parody Is Porn For Harry Potter & Beyoncé Fans

"Wand up, Ron, they don't love you like I love you."

"I hopped up out the bed, and stepped on Scabbers... but that rat was an An-i-mag-ussss... just like Sirius."

Yes, someone out there loves Queen Bey AND Harry Potter as much as you do, except they did more than buy concert tickets, scrabble for a seat at 'The Cursed Child' and comb the internet for someone called Becky with nice hair - they made a bloody perfect 'Hold Up' parody with long-suffering Hermione as Beyoncé and Ron as Jay-Z. Bloody HELL.

Scorned lovers, frizz-haired book nerds, members of the Beyhive *and* Pottermore - this is your time to shine. Grab your Gryffindor scarf (ain't nobody buyin' Hufflepuff) and get learning the words - this WILL be coming up in your O.W.Ls and we don't want to have to send your mum a Howler.

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