Justin Bieber. You've heard of him, right? That bloke who throws eggs at expensive houses in California. Drink-drives in Miama Beach. Got roasted on Comedy Central. Oh come on, he's always wearing a condom on his head. Leaves monkeys in airports. Went out with that Disney girl who looks like all the other Disney girls. Yes. THAT ONE. Well he gets strangled in clubs now, too.
This photo of Justin Bieber getting choked at a Houston night club looks like a lost Renaissance painting pic.twitter.com/cWpZCvob11— Historical Pics (@HistoricalPics) April 17, 2016
Yep. Statements from Biebs and the man with a hand wrapped lovingly round his neck have explained that this candid snap caught a moment of hijinks on a night out in Houston, and nothing more.
As you've probably guessed, the internet isn't convinced by the cover up. As you probably haven't guessed, they've also noticed the heated moment looks EXACTLY like a Renaissance painting, daubed circa 1475.
i was at the party where post malone choked out justin bieber, here’s a pic pic.twitter.com/rQtyMpDXmJ— Thomas Nassiff (@ThomasNassiff) April 13, 2016