If you've seen the first airing of The Simpsons on the Tracey Ulman show, then you'll know how nightmare-inducing the show's artistic origins truly are.
But we don't remember it being this batshit scary...
As you've probably ascertained by now, this isn't a bonafide piece of vintage Simpsons footage. It's actually a project by French artist Yoann Hervo called 'WEIRD SIMPSONS VHS'.
Which is probably a good thing, because this intro would have seriously warped our childhoods if it was real.
To see how the original pilot really looked, watch the video below...
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