Dental operations are an incredible source for viral videos.
Now we have another winner on our hands, in the form of an insane email one girl sent her teaching assistant while still, ahem, *experiencing* the effects of painkiller meds.
She'd had an operation to remove her wisdom teeth and wow, just wow.
I EMAILED MY PHILOSOPHY TA WHILE I WAS HIGH ON HYDROCODON I'M DEAD pic.twitter.com/ncJ8XX4zoe— Abby Jo Hamele (@jabbyo3) November 21, 2016
You wanna see it in full? 'COURSE YOU DO:
I believe that i relmebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classss for you to look at over before we turn them in to cColin if we got them to you by the 22nd of Novermber.
I unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at all.Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do well in my classes.
please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey. If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyyy lik e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude.
Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)
P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even thougjh our tuition should pay for markers that work)love you bye"
Saying "love you" and calling your teaching assistant "my dude" is, let's be honest, not the best. But he was pretty chill about it, apparently.
Thank you, Abby, and thank you, painkillers. May you continue to bring us many LOLs.