This TV Show Features The Worst Geordie Accent We've Ever Heard

Is he even saying real words?

The American TV show Castle had a "Geordie" character on it. But we're assuming they had some issues with the casting because the guy they got has done the worst Geordie accent we've ever heard.

It's not quite like any accent we've heard before, and we're not even sure that he's saying real words. 

User 'sonicwingnut' in the comments section said: "I'm from Darlington, I live in Bradford, and I sound more like a fucking Geordie than this mad fucking Irish Jamaican cunt like."

Here it is in all it's weird-ass glory (uploaded by user 'Graedient'):