This Twitter Love Story Is The Closest Thing You'll Get To A Modern Fairytale

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?!

Twitter user Jerry was having a quiet cup of Joe in a Brooklyn cafe, when his ears pricked up - a female employee had plucked up the courage to tell her male co-worker that she was fully, head-over-heels crushing on him.

He did what we all would. Pretending to be engrossed in his phone/newspaper/fingernail gunk and LISTENED SUPER HARD. Then Tweeted about it. Here's what went down, because this is the only modern day fairytale you're getting...

First, the initial excitement

Guys? What's going on here?

OK, so he didn't exactly run at her, lips a' smoochin

A tough moment for any caffeine addict (and the girl, we guess)

WTF is he doing, composing a sonnet?!

OMFG

WHY DIDN'T HE WANT TO ADMIT IT?!

Surely this didn't actually happen

BIRDS ARE SINGING, WIND IS BLOWNG, AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN

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