This Woman Had A House Fire And Somehow Managed To Make It Hilarious

"Nuh-uh, we ain’t gon be in no fire. Not today."

If your house, and all the furniture you loved, and probably your pet fish, burned to the ground - how would you react? When the local news anchorwoman came knocking to get your side of the story, what would you say?

You'd cry, probably, wouldn't you? Right there on live TV, you'd get all snotty and your voice would be all choked up and the news lady would feel sorry for you but guess what? You definitely wouldn't go viral. No sir, you wouldn't go viral at all.

Not like this lady.

This lady fell victim to a house fire and then, like all Americans are now obligated to do by law, gave the best, most dramatic, quotable interview ever. 

Thankfully because this is the internet, there is now also a remix.