This Woman Hid Poop In Her Bag When Her Date's Toilet Wouldn't Flush

We bet she's wiped out.

We bet you didn't think you'd end up here, eh? Reading a story - as you know from the headline - about a woman who put her own poo in her bag. 

A woman, let us emphasise this, who picked up her own waste from a toilet, and placed it inside an accessory that is used to carry personal items. 

But here you are. And once you start reading you can't stop, as the story, shared by twitter user @_blotty is beyond captivating. 

Cool. We're just gonna... we're... we'll be over here. 

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