Twitter Loses Its Sh*t Over This Supposedly British Meal

Don’t mess with the British.

There’s often confusion over what exactly constitutes a British meal. Obviously there’s fish and chips, but curry is also *definitely* a British meal. Sausage and mash - of course. What about scones? Too posh? Pies? The debate rages on.

There is one thing, however, that every single British human in the entire planet can agree on. Whether they’re five or 50, whether they’ve lived in one town their whole life or left the UK when they were 12, whether they put the milk in before or after the tea, and it’s this: mince meat on toast is not a “quintessential British comfort classic.”

Eater

An American food site Eater shared this article, claiming it was a core British meal, much to the bemusement (and anger) of the internet.

Not in our book, matey. Guvnor. PAL.

Honestly, wtf is this monstrosity? Is it like left-over bolognaise mushed on some toast? Is that legal?

The Brits had something to say:

 

 

 

 

 

After the uproar, they attempted to backtrack:

 

 

Someone did have this brilliant idea:

Dare us?

THE BEST OF DRUNK HISTORY:

BRITISH SWEETS THAT ARE TOO TERRIBLE FOR WORDS: