Valentine's Day Gifts To Buy Yourself Because You're Worth It, Gurl

Be your own lobster this year.

February 14th is hurtling towards us at terrifying speed, but this shouldn't be feared, oh no. Make it the time to celebrate yourself (bae can be there too, we guess) and buy yourself some kick-ass gifts. Why?

Well, why the hell not?

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2017: the year of being your own lobster. We're hot for it.

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