15 Unexpectedly Cute Valentine's Gifts For South Park Fans

My love for you is like Kenny... it never dies (permanently).

South Park isn't the most romantic of shows. That is, unless your heart races at the sight of your crush's puke all over the floor à la Wendy Testeburger. 

But despite this, the good people of the internet dot com have managed to make some pretty damn cute fan merch inspired by the series. And for everyone who loves South Park, their partner, and sticking it to Valentine's Day, these are the gifts for you.