VERY NSFW: Hilarious Reactions To Donald Trump's Naked Statues

Warning: contains graphic depiction of Trump's teeny weeny.

Because the world is awesome and brilliant, there are now five intensely detailed, horribly naked Donald Trump statues in existence.

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Dotted around the US cities of New York, Los Angeles, Seattle, San Francisco and Cleveland, the statues appeared yesterday out of nowhere.

The project is by a group called INDECLINE. It's named "The Emperor Has No Balls", an obvious reference to the famous fairytale "The Emperor’s New Clothes," where a narcissistic emperor gets conned into strolling amongst his people in the nude. Lol.

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Some people are shocked and appalled, others clamouring for a selfie. One park had it removed, and delivered the sickest burn ever:

But most, like us, are fixated on one element in particular.  

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HIS WILLY, OBVIOUSLY. THEY GOT IT TO SCALE AND EVERYTHING.

Here's a bunch of close ups from *every* angle, and we just hope you've finished your lunch already:

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