Warning! GTA Is Not Real Life

GTA V has launched on the PC today but before you binge on it and lose all concept of reality, here are a few clues which should help you tell the difference between Grand Theft Auto and your actual life.

[subheader]You can't defy the physical laws of the universe[/subheader]

[subheader]Gyms do NOT work like this[/subheader]

[subheader]You cannot do this instead of wearing a helmet[/subheader]

[subheader]You cannot carry rocket launchers down the street[/subheader]

[subheader]Flying upside down on your motorbike is not easily achieved in real life[/subheader]

[subheader]Horses will not steal your car from you[/subheader]

[subheader]Giraffes do not do wheelies on busy high streets[/subheader]

[subheader]Your hairdresser cannot grow your hair miraculously[/subheader]

[subheader]You cannot levitate at speed on the roads[/subheader]

[subheader]The police are not this lenient[/subheader]

[subheader]Your haunting clown dreams do not come true[/subheader]

[subheader]Real life is not GTA[/subheader]

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