What's your greatest wish in life?
Cool, you can't have it. But what you can have is a mesmerising gif of a Barbie doll being crushed by a hydraulic press.
(For the ill-informed, a hydraulic press uses a hydraulic cylinder to generate a compressive force. Duh. Obvs.)
Check it out and be temporarily distracted from your own permanent crushing sensation.
And if that wasn't enough (because let's face it, you have a lot of responsibilities to be distracted from), experience the immense satisfcation of watching this baseball be crushed.
And now watch this clay man die, because holy hell, what a finish.
Isn't life beautiful?
But meaningless. Remember that.