In the immortal words of Alfred, some men just want to watch the world burn.
And, let me tell you, no-one wants to set this trash pile ablaze quite like Nathan Fielder.
Seeing as today is National Candy Day, and we're showing Nathan For You on TV again, we thought we'd show you one of Nathan's earliest, and most hilarious, awful business "improvements".
If you've worked out what's coming next, good. If you haven't, you should probably learn to read headlines.
Here are a load of people eating literal poop-flavoured frozen yogurt for your viewing pleasure...
Nathan For You returns on the 8th of November.