Some people say that Ted Cruz's campaign was cringe-worthy and painful to watch. Those people hadn't even seen his last campaign speech, in which he quit the Presidential race, cleared the way for Donald Trump's impending reign of terror, THEN elbowed his wife in the face. Right. In. The. Face.
How he managed to do this, we have no idea. But it's making us sink into our office chairs in embarrassment - while Trump crows about his speech from afar:
Wow, Lyin' Ted Cruz really went wacko today. Made all sorts of crazy charges. Can't function under pressure - not very presidential. Sad!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2016
Let's watch it again, shall we?
Ted Cruz ends campaign by accidentally hitting, elbowing his wife in the face pic.twitter.com/epO1tzKgTT— Jon Swaine (@jonswaine) May 4, 2016