A Woman Is Doing NSFW Things To Fruit On Instagram & We Can't Stop Watching

Anyone else feeling a bit sorry for the melon?

Not many of us can say we're turned on by a piece of fruit. A burger, maybe. A peanut butter chocolate cupcake, sure. But fruit? Not sexy at the best of times.

UNTIL NOW.

Artist Stephanie Sarley is exploring sensual, evocative art through the medium of fruit (and milk, but we'll get to that later) and honestly, it's the sexiest thing we've seen in a while. 

We can't stop watching, which is not OK, because there are people around. BUT SERIOUSLY, HOW IS THIS SO SEXY?

SHE'S... SHE'S ADDED MILK: 

NOW IT'S REALLY GETTING ROUGH:

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? WHY ARE WE STILL SHOUTING? CAN WE GO HOME YET? WE'VE GOT SOME STUFF TO DO.

Related: Rude Food That's Kind Of Sexy, Dude

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