If you're *not* one of those sick f****s who's constantly grabbing their friend/partner/random people off the street and telling them to sit still while you oh-so-satisfyingly squeeze the hell out of that whitehead staring you in the face, you need to turn back now.
Srsly, if you're not into pimple porn, we suggest you leave.
Still here? This is legit gross. Totally, 100% ew. Even if you *like* pus and blood, it's a tough one to watch.
OK here goes. Cupcakes, made to look like popping, pussing, possibly zits:
Yeah. These are things that exist in this insane, cruel, kind of awesome world.
We're assured they taste delicious, but we might need some convincing. Anyway, you could just save yourself some money and lick your partner's shoulder when they get back after a long, hot day in the office, amiright guys? No? Guys?