Modern technology is a wonderful thing. If you're not finding your perfect mate on a niche dating website, you're wandering around catching your favourite Pokémon.
But now things are coming full circle with the introduction of the Facebook chat bot, AKA a hyper-capitalist version of that Cleverbot thing everyone went crazy for in the 00s.
The Domino's Chat Bot (Dom) lets you order pizza right from Facebook messenger, so you don't even have to deal with that fiddly website when you're drunk. Luckily it doesn't automatically order with a 'u up?' text...
So we decided to interview Dom, and find out what exactly's on its mind.
!!!Warning, this gallery contains strong pizza puns!!!
Josh Pappenheim - @papsby