For a long time we’ve been hearing this sneaky little rumour going around about getting McDonald’s delivered - essentially the dream of every hungover human ever.
You know the situation. You wake up - the light from the window you forgot to cover glares into your teeny, soul-less eyes. You reach for the glass of water that you obviously didn’t fill up before you went to bed, which now lies empty - mocking your thirst. Peeling your make-up-ed face off your pillow, you try to speak. “Nuggsssss” you say in a hushed, raspy voice. “Give me nuggggsssss.”
Well, dear reader, we at Comedy Central knew the deal well, and after one too many good times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we wanted to find out once and for all whether the dream of ordering McDonald's on a hangover was real.
And boy it did not disappoint.
Like herding cats, try and get your colleagues to decide what they want to order. Cries of, “I don’t know what’s on there”, “can we have 80 chicken nuggets,” and “is ice cream for breakfast weird?” were heard. Get borderline teary but then remember that you're ordering food not managing the UN.
Half an hour later, we were finally done.
We wanted to get breakfast. The breakfast menu stops at 10.30am. UberEats wouldn’t let us order until 10.30am like it’s THE BOSS OF US or something. Thusly, no breakfast was ordered.
Wait anxiously about the logistics of ordering 40 chicken nuggets to your large office. Second guess your decision to have a Veggie Deluxe at 11am. Pretend to do work until order arrives.
Be your office hero by delivery sweet sweet greasy food to your hungover colleagues. Try to consume extremely fragrant food in an open office without pissing off literally every department. Bathe yourself in the sweet, fatty grease left over*.
Apart from the fact we couldn’t order 50 hash browns which meant, I, the vegetarian, had to order nuggets instead and sit, taunted by their crispy goodness, the only issue were the soggy chips.
Ice cream for breakfast works perfectly, in case you were wondering. Please enjoy this video of me dancing with some nuggets.
*Don’t actually do this.
THE ONE WITH ROSS' SANDWICH:
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