Giraffes. Tigers. Lemurs. All cool, sure, but they're Year 3 Textbook stuff. You need something stronger.
What you're fixin' for is some weirdo animals. Some outcasts. Some of God's drafts. The Seaworld equivalent of you.
Well you've come to the right place. With help from this wonderful Reddit thread entitled "Which animal looks the most fictional?", we've curated the rejects of the animal world. If you don't want an Axolotl, we don't want you.
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