London is arguably the best city in the world and if you've ever ridden the bus there at 5am, you'll know it's 100% the weirdest.
In just 48 hours you could sniff Amy Winehouse's poo, stroke a komodo dragon, look around Harry Potter's house and climb a wall of genitalia.
Tired? Weather a thunderstorm in an enchanted rainforest restaurant, watch some world-class stand-up, eat cake in a cat cafe or press the Champagne button at a posh bar.
These are the weirdest things to do in London - go forth and make your weekend WTF.