Welcome To A Town Called Dildo, An Actual Freaking Town

THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE CALL THEMSELVES DILDOIANS.

It was a day just like any other. A Tuesday, to be precise. Nothing about it seemed abnormal in the least.

That was until an article from The New York Bloody Times landed in front of us, featuring an ACTUAL TOWN CALLED DILDO.

Dildo. The town is CALLED Dildo. With a capital "D". And the "ildo" part as well.

THIS IS REAL LIFE. 

And now that we know about Dildo, nothing will ever be the same. How could it? We know that Dildo is out there! Just waiting to be explored!

Now, because of course you want them, here are some hot Dildo FACTS:

~ Dildo is in Canada (Newfoundland, to be precise) ~

~ People who live there call themselves DILDOIANS ~

~ Someone started a campaign to change the name in the 1990s but was harassed by other residents who wanted to keep the name ~

~ The town holds an annual festival that runs for a whole week and is called DILDO DAYS ~

All of these facts are incredible and we will never forget them. Because they are now held deep inside our hearts.

And in this post-Dildo world, there is nothing more important than going to see Dildo, and breathe the air, and be inside Dildo.

Well, maybe one thing.

You see, further up the coast, just past Dildo, there is another little place.

A place called ASS ROCK.

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